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Fan Schmo 2: Intro

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(The intro starts off by seeing some kind of planet rotating as we scroll in slowly.)

Sof18: (VO) Fan Schmo is back with another big hoax...

(We then see various audition tapes from the male fan characters from many franchises.)

Sof18: (VO) Not only that we have searched all over the fan-character world to find an average male fan-character...

(And then we see various audition tapes from the female fan-characters.)

Sof18: (VO) But an average female fan-character as well.

(We then see shots of moth the males and the females audition tapes combined.)

Sof18: (VO) After many days and weeks of searching for the two characters, we have found what we we're looking for. And guess who they are.

(We then cut to an audition tape of a 2 foot gray squirrel with a short spikey hairstyle done by his own fur.)

Boyce: I'm Boyce from Skunk-Fu, and I am ready to fight my way to victory!

Sof18: (VO) This is Boyce. A 17 year-old kung-fu fighter from Skunk-Fu.

(We then see one of his autition clip where he was seen outside of his house with a pile of acorns.)

Boyce: After when I'm done with my training, I always reward myself with an acorn, which I got millions of them right here. (Points at the acorns)

Sof18: (VO) But just remember, he's not the only one...

(Then we cut to an audition tape of a brown curly-haired girl with a purple tanktop, short denim jeans, red heals, a tattoo of a skull on her left arm, and a piercing on her lower lip.

Tiffany: Hey everybody! My name is Tiffany, and I am a fan-character from Guitar Hero!

Sof18: (VO) This is Tiffany. A 22 year-old Guitarist from Guitar Hero.

(We then cut to one of her audition clip where she was seen holding up a green electric guitar.)

Tiffany: This is the electric guitar that I just LOVE playing in concerts with. Probably by far my most favorite guitar like...ever.

(Then we go to split-screen as we see both Tiffany and Boyce's audition tapes as Sof18 continued speaking.)

Sof18: (VO) They have both been chosen to compete in a brand new fan-character reality show called...

(Then we see the show's title logo that Boyce and Tiffany will be competing in. The background was dark-blue, and imprinted on the dark-blue background was a bright yellow logo that said "Last Fan Standing.")

Sof18: (VO) Last Fan Standing!

(We now cut to a split-screen of the two Schmo's riding in a limo that is taking them to the house they will be staying at.)

Sof18: (VO) They will be competing with 10 other fan-characters that are all fans from their series. They will be competing in brutal challenge and face numberous amounts of elimination ceremonies. And one of them may walk away with the 250,000 dollar grand prize in their hands.

(We continue seeing a split-screen as the two of them were seen stepping out of their limos.)

Sof18: (VO Oh yeah...there's just one little twist these guys don't even know about...

(Then the screen started to turn gray as the big logo that says "FAKE" was imprinted on the screen.)

Sof18: (VO) It's all fake!

(We then see shots of the 10 fake fan-characters stepping out of their limos and greeting Boyce and Tiffany.)

Sof18: (VO) They think the contestants they are competing with are all fan-characters that all came from their series, but what they don't know, is that they are really canon characters hired by Sof18 to do one thing: To drive Boyce and Tiffany out-of-control. The 10 canons are...

(We see a shot of Dingodile sticking out his tongue.)

Sof18: (VO) Dingodile from Crash Bandicoot, as "The Douche-hole".

(Then we see a clip of Dingodile pointing his flamethrower towards his "housemates".)

Dingodile: And I swear, if you all try any funny moves, I'll be turning all of you into toast!

(We see a shot of Dijonay putting one hand on her hip and then waving her finger at us with the other hand.)

Sof18: (VO) Dijonay Jones from The Proud Family, as "The Black Girl".

(Then we see a clip of Dijonay in her bikini, freaking the boys out.)

Dijonay: I know y'all just wanna bang my ass! Because y'all need to admit it! I'm smokin'!

(We see a shot of Penelope winking while smiling.)

Sof18: (VO) Penelope Pitstop from Wacky Races, as "The Southern Belle".

(We then see a clip of Penelope looking at Boyce sweetly.)

Penelope: My, ain't you a cute looking chipmunk.

(Penelope then kisses Boyce on the cheek, causing him to blush.)

Boyce: I'm actually a squirrel, but I think you're too kind for me to correct you.

(We see a shot of Leon posing like what other gay men pose like.)

Sof18: (VO) Leon Chameleon from Rocko's Modern Life, as "The Might-Be-Gay Guy".

(Then we see a clip of Leon holding Boyce while looking at him seductively.)

Leon: My dear friend, I adore you so much...that I think we are just more than friends...

Boyce: Uh...what?

(We see a shot of Humba dancing Apache-style.)

Sof18: (VO) Humba Wumba from Banjo-Tooie, as "The Foreign Girl".

(We then see a clip of Humba flirting with Gaston.)

Humba: You a handsome man. Yes, you very, very handsome man. You handsome enough for Humba, yes?

(We see a shot of Sasha flashing off her breasts, which were thankfully blurred out.)

Sof18: (VO) Sasha Caylo from Titan Maximum, as "The Sl***y B***h".

(Then we see a clip of Sasha giving the males her two "highway signals".)

Sasha: Yeah! We won! In your face, you d***heads! In! Your! Face!

(We see a shot of Freakazoid running around, pretending he's an airplane.)

Sof18: (VO) Freakazoid from Freakazoid!, as "The Weirdo".

(Then we see a clip of Freakazoid facing towards everyone.)

Freakazoid: Look at me, everybody! I'm a lion!

(Freakazoid then roars out loudly, confusing Boyce.)

Boyce: Ooookay.

(We see a shot of Candy giving out her sexy pose.)

Sof18: (VO) Candy Kong from Donkey Kong Country, as "The Hottie".

(Then we see a clip of Candy in the hot tub, facing towards Boyce.)

Candy: Oh Boyce, would you like to take a dip with me in here?

Boyce: (Drools) Who wouldn't?

(We see a clip of Gaston flexing his muscles.)

Sof18: (VO) Gaston from Beauty and the Beast, as "The Charmer".

(We then see a clip of Gaston checking out Tiffany.)

Gaston: I always wanted to flirt with a punk rocker like you. You wouldn't mind if i "pop the question" here in this house, right?

Tiffany: (Pause) Would it be okay if I say "no"?

(We see a shot of Marvin giving out an evil look.)

Sof18: (VO) Marvin from Looney Tunes, as "The Failing Villain".

(Then we see a clip of Marvin banging his head on the house wall.)

Tiffany: What's the matter with you?

Marvin: Nothing goes right with me. That's all...

(Finally, we see a shot of Sof18 crossing his arms, looking like a professional host.)

Sof18: (VO) And me, StarOceanFan18, Sof18 for short, as "The Pompous host".

(We then see a clip of Sof18 facing the 12 contestants.)

Sof18: Housemates, it is now time...for your first eviction ceremony.

Boyce: (Gulp) My golly...

Tiffany: Wow...

(We then see various clips of the show.)

Sof18: (VO) We have planned this season to be the most out-of-control Fan Schmo season ever, or probably the most out-of-control Joe Schmo season ever. But the question is: How far can we take it?

(We then see a clip of Candy kneeling down to an 80-foot creepy clown with a staircase attached to his...eh, you'll find out when you watch the season.)

Candy: Oh Woody the clown, who's powers are true, with my cold mind and heart, may I enter you?

(The clown's pants opens up automatically as both Boyce and Tiffany were stunned.)

Sof18: (VO) Will the schmos know? How long will they last until they find out, or if they couldn't take it anymore? Will they quit the show and forfeit the 250,000 dollars? All of these questions will be answered as we begin...

(We now see a clip of Boyce and Tiffany freaking out.)

Boyce: MY GOD!

Tiffany: I'M GOING TO LOSE IT!

(We now see the title of the show.)

Sof18: Fan Schmo 2!
It's back, everybody! Two fan-characters, one male and one female, have both been chosen to compete in a brand new fan-character show called Last Fan Standing. However, they have NO clue that the entire show is completely fake, and the 10 canon characters must do whatever it takes to make them believe it's all real. Will they pull it off, or will the Joe and Jane Schmo figure it all out?

Like the first Fan Schmo intro, all the episodes will be linked here.

Episode 1: Double The Schmo, Double The Fun
Episode 2:
Episode 3:
Episode 4:
Episode 5:
Episode 6:
Episode 7:
Episode 8:
Finale:
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LandenMaster's avatar
This is going to be fun! Now I'm going to go back and read Joe Schmo :P